Time for a new Vicar Chronicle apparently – so The Vicar has locked me back in the broom cupboard until it’s finished.

God! That means a new plot, new characters, new jokes. What’s wrong with the ones I’ve already written I ask. Hercule Poirot only ever had one plot (variations of).

btw. thanks for the various email of support. They make a lot of difference. Always good to know there are a few Punksters out there, who may actually read my drivel… (washing my mouth out with soap) – not drivel…fine literature – coming to a bookstore near you (hopefully)!