All good things come to an end, I suppose. Dammit! The “website that Punk built” complete with scrolling underpants and pints of beer instead of stars is about to be killed off in favour of a brand new spangly one. Time for my trusty old Vicar site to give way to the new. Some would call it progress. Me, I just call it cultural vandalism.

(Actually the new site is soooo much better, but I’m hardly going to admit that am I – although I just did.)

For those who want to indulge their nostalgia, you can see the old site by typing in www.thevicar.com/oldsite (unless the killjoys remove it completely). Onwards!